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Congratulations, Yahoo! You just paid ten bucks for a picture of Full House star Dave Coulier.
Irritating punctuation enthusiast Yahoo! recently agreed to pay $1.1 billion for popular blogging site/My Little Pony porn host Tumblr. This was big news for a couple of reasons. First of all, Yahoo! is not only apparently still a thing, but also somehow has a billion dollars to throw around. Secondly, a lot of experts have been questioning whether the deal makes good financial sense. Which of course is ridiculous — Tumblr has approximately 108 million blogs … that’s only about $10 a blog. And just look what they’re getting …
Thank you, Cracked. One of many proud moments in my life.
I mean, your perfect equipment isn’t worshipped by millions of women.
Anonymous asked: Do you know why Bruce doesn't wear underwear on stage? He should never stop doing this, ever!
I wish I could answer that. He seems to not like wearing them, which is totally fine by me.